Gay (Orgy) Haiku

07:31 Gay Haiku by Joel Derfner No Comments

One of the blog readers sent me these poems from the book "Gay Haiku" by Joel Derfner. LMAO reading them. Here are a few...

Break from the orgy:
Stand nude in the kitchen and
Discuss Top Model.

Group sex would be great
If it weren't for this sad truth:
People have elbows.

"I have a boyfriend."
We've been talking three hours.
You are a bastard.

The salmon's divine,
But I'm afraid we can't stay—
I fucked our waiter.

Lots more funny ones, so check out "Gay Haiku" by Joel Derfner